my state issued Vodka coupon from the government?
I mean why not, the
government is in the business of giving everything else away, why not my free
vodka? I canít turn on the television without a commercial that I
paid for with my tax dollars, telling people how to get free stuff
that I pay for with my tax dollars.
So I figure if I work so hard and pay so much in taxes, when I
get home to pour myself a beer, why shouldnít Uncle Sam pay for it?
And while Iím at it,
forget the beer; letís go straight to Vodka, because Iím going to
need a much stiffer drink to wash away the pain of losing my freedom
and my once great nation.
the founding fathers were here today, they would set sail to the west
in search of a new land to call their own. Unfortunately someone would have to show
them a globe and let them know that the whole planet has been
discovered and that thereís no free land left. You tell them, I
donít want to have to be the one. But after a few nights of drinking
in the old English pub and some late night talks, the founding fathers
would then come up with a plan to set sail for the moon.
place which they called home, and their dream, which turned into
America, is slowly being given away, one dollar at a time and one
freedom at a time. And it's all in the name of making America greater.
some people think that the greatness of America is in the stuff, that
the meaning of life is in having things and jobs and good health care.
And while all of that is great and what we work and fight so hard for,
the real greatness of America is the individualís ability to work
and fight for those things. It's in the opportunity and the dream that
we find the greatness of America. The real meaning of life is to be free.
Free to dream of one day having the things that the government is
trying to pass out.
you pass out the government version of healthcare, jobs and stuff,
including a converter box for the TV weíll have nothing left to work
for. And we just might not like the governmentís version of
things on top of it all. We like to do things for ourselves and have
things our way, like at McDonalds, but when the government is done, we
wonít be able to afford the obesity (fat) taxes on the stuff at
McDonalds. Youíll get the salad cause thatís what you were told to
get and youíll have it the Governmentís way.
there will be nothing left to work or fight for. Youíll work the
minimum it takes to get by, and youíll go home to the same amount of
stuff that everyone else has. And life will be meaningless, and void
of hope and dreams. The true greatness of America will be gone, and
the meaning of life will be lost here in the former land of the free.
when I start drinking the hard stuff, and you know that stuff is
expensive, so whereís my government coupon for my Vodka? Itís only
fair; your grandma got the converter box, my neighbors get checks and food
stamps and the bank up the street got a bailout, so whereís my
if you canít beat Ďem, join Ďem, and if I have to join the
commies, I need to be drunk the whole time. Vodka appears to be the
drink of choice over there in those red countries so I'll drink the
same, and I want the government to pay for it.
it wonít have to come to that, maybe Americans will start waking up
and acting like Americans. And they can start by turning down the next
handout, program or converter box thatís shoved in their face by the
government. Save your money, go to the store, and get one better than
the government is offering, and tell the government to buzz off.
or the free bottom-shelf Vodka, whatís it going to be?
That's just my
Bless and Go Patriots!